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You Get Two
Two questions. That's the whole interview.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Jingle-Induced Anxiety Club
That's not a bell. That's a trigger.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Forty Times The Data.
The diagnosis landed before the symptom did.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
On Duty. Not On Display.
No medal. No ceremony. Still clocked in.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Calibrated. Not A Comfort Animal.
No off switch. Never has been.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Guilty. All of Them.
Innocent until proven off-leash.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
My Little Problem
Nine pounds. Diagnosed threat level: high.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Born Royal. Never Tamed.
Self-knighted. You're just funding it.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Howlin' Never R.I.P. Tee
Dead quiet was never on the table.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Born Formal. Raised Feral.
Dressed like old money. Behaves like new chaos.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Structurally Opposed Tee
12,500 pounds of pure no.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
First One's Free Tee
That first belly rub? Strategic.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Out Of Register Tee
Printed off-center. Wired the same way.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Not Just a Pretty Face Tee
The lineage checks out. The résumé doesn't.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Two Bodies. One Soul. — The Genesis Edition Tee
Some souls just recognize their own.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
The Raven Edition – WuffPack Heroes T-Shirt
Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Shiba Inu – Powered by Sassoline
Fully fueled. Zero compliance.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Lap Dog. Size Is a Suggestion.
The lap gave up first.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Husky – Never Lost. Just Exploring.
Lost is a technicality they reject.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Samoyed – Too Happy to Care
Nothing gets through that happy.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Alaskan Malamute – Fluent In Woo
They're not barking. They're negotiating.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Fuzzy Menace
The smile is doing a lot of covering.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Chaos, But Make It Cute
They started it. They're already gone.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Too Fabulous. Won’t Comply.
They heard you. They simply declined.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Alaskan Malamute – Powered by Stubbornness
The command was received. And rejected.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
German Shepherd – Commands Follow Me
The chain of command reversed itself.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Greyhound – Runs Like the Wind. Rests Like the Dead.
Full sprint. Then nothing.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Jack Russell Terrier – Squirrel Hunters Union
Local chapter. Zero tolerance policy.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Doberman – Looks Like Art. Fights Like Hell.
The elegance is real. So is the bite.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Doberman – The Bark Knight
No cape. Still patrols nightly.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Pomeranian – Glamorous Anarchy
Four pounds. Zero rules followed.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Weimaraner – No Off Switch
Rest mode was never installed.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Belgian Malinois – Too Fast for Regrets
The decision was already made mid-air.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Corgi – We Run This Park
The crown is self-appointed. The park agrees.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Rat Terrier – If Found, Return to the Wild.
Domesticated was always a suggestion.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD -
Border Collie – Can’t Stop, Won’t Sit.
Sit was never actually an option.Regular price From $34.99 USDRegular priceSale price From $34.99 USD