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Domesticated was always a suggestion.

Sit was never actually an option.

The legs are short. The throttle isn't.

The cigar's for thinking, not smoking.

Friendliness was always the hustle.

There is no version of alone.

The size was never the point.

The beard doesn't soften the verdict.

Gravity transfers ownership. That's the law.

One sock always survives. Never both.

The fuel tank has no empty setting.

Hesitation was never part of the design.

The badge was self-issued on day one

The exterior was forged. The inside wasn't.

Even velcro needs room to sprint.

The job and the joyride are the same activity.

The headband was earned through repetition.

Two questions. That's the whole interview.

That's not a bell. That's a trigger.

The diagnosis landed before the symptom did.

No medal. No ceremony. Still clocked in.

No off switch. Never has been.

Innocent until proven off-leash.

Nine pounds. Diagnosed threat level: high.

Self-knighted. You're just funding it.

Dead quiet was never on the table.